👉 A 'jule brand' is like a secret sauce for your morning coffee, but instead of being a fancy concoction, it's a concoction of existential dread and questionable caffeine addiction. Imagine this: "The jule brand of his mornings was so potent, even the local cat decided to take a nap in the coffee machine."
Now, here's an edgy example sentence: "After years of avoiding the jule brand of reality TV, he finally watched it, and his existential crisis was about to turn into a full-blown existential crisis of caffeine dependency."